How to talk to women the PC (politically correct) way

These are not hard and fast rules, just a simple guideline!

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Politically Correct

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT

She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED AMERICAN. She is not a BLEACHED BLONDE - She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT. She is not a BAD COOK - She is MICROWAVE COMPATIBLE. She is not HALF NAKED - She is WARDROBE IMPAIRED. She does not wear TOO MUCH JEWELRY - She is METALLICALLY OVERBURDENED. She is not CONCEITED - She is INTIMATELY AWARE OF HER BEST QUALITIES. She does not GAIN WEIGHT - She is a METABOLIC UNDERACHIEVER. She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER - She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE. She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE. She does not TEASE or FLIRT - She engages in ARTIFICIAL STIMULATION. She is not TOO SKINNY - She is SKELETALLY PROMINENT. She does not WEAR TOO MUCH PERFUME - She commits FRAGRANCE ABUSE. She is not KINKY - She is a NON-INHIBITED SEXUAL COMPANION. She does not WEAR TOO MUCH MAKEUP - She has reached COSMETIC SATURATION. She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is GRAVITY RESISTANT. HOW TO TALK ABOUT MEN AND STILL BE POLITICALLY CORRECT He does not have a beer gut - He has developed a Liquid Grain Storage Facility. He is not a bad dancer - He is Overly Caucasian. He does not get lost all the time - He investigates Alternative Destinations. He is not balding - He is in Follicle Regression. He is not a cradle robber - He prefers Generationally Differential Relationships. He does not get falling-down drunk - He becomes Accidentally Horizontal. He does not act like a total ass - He develops a case of Rectal-Cranial Inversion. He is not a sex machine - He is Romantically Automated. He is not a male chauvinist pig - He has Swine Empathy. He does not undress you with his eyes - He has an Introspective Pornographic Moment. He is not afraid of commitment - He is Monogamously Challenged. Read more at www.michaelclark.name

 

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