Thursday, July 14, 2011

Interesting history facts.

Where did certain sayings come from? Here's a real pisser!

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Interesting History Facts



They used to use urine to tan animal skins, so families

used to all pee in a pot & then once a day it was taken &

Sold to the tannery.......if you had to do this to survive

you were "Piss Poor"



But worse than that were the really poor folk who couldn't

even afford to buy a pot......they "didn't have a pot to

piss in" & were the lowest of the low



The next time you are washing your hands and complain

because the water temperature isn't just how you like it,

think about how things used to be. Here are some facts

about the 1500s:



Most people got married in June because they took their

yearly bath in May, and they still smelled pretty good by

June.. However, since they were starting to smell . ..... ...

Brides carried a bouquet of flowers to hide the body odour.

Hence the custom today of carrying a bouquet when

getting Married.



Baths consisted of a big tub filled with hot water. The man

of the house had the privilege of the nice clean water, then

all the other sons and men, then the women and finally the

children. Last of all the babies. By then the water was so

dirty you could actually lose someone in it.. Hence the

saying, "Don't throw the baby out with the Bath water!"



Houses had thatched roofs-thick straw-piled high, with no

wood underneath. It was the only place for animals to get

warm, so all the cats and other small animals (mice, bugs)

lived in the roof. When it rained it became slippery and

sometimes the animals would slip and fall off the roof...

Hence the saying "It's raining cats and dogs."



There was nothing to stop things from falling into the house.

This posed a real problem in the bedroom where bugs and

other droppings could mess up your nice clean bed. Hence,

a bed with big posts and a sheet hung over the top

afforded some protection. That's how canopy beds

came into existence.



The floor was dirt. Only the wealthy had something other

than dirt. Hence the saying, "Dirt poor." The wealthy had

slate floors that would get slippery in the winter when wet,

so they spread thresh (straw) on floor to help keep their

footing. As the winter wore on, they added more thresh until,

when you opened the door, it would all start slipping

outside. A piece of wood was placed in the entrance-way.

Hence: a thresh hold.



(Getting quite an education, aren't you?)



In those old days, they cooked in the kitchen with a big

kettle that always hung over the fire.. Every day they lit

the fire and added things to the pot. They ate mostly

vegetables and did not get much meat. They would eat the

stew for dinner, leaving leftovers in the pot to get cold

overnight and then start over the next day. Sometimes stew

had food in it that had been there for quite a while. Hence

the rhyme: Peas porridge hot, peas porridge cold, peas

porridge in the pot nine days old. Sometimes they could

obtain pork, which made them feel quite special. When

visitors came over, they would hang up their bacon to show

off. It was a sign of wealth that a man could, "bring home

the bacon." They would cut off a little to share with guests

and would all sit around and chew the fat..



Those with money had plates made of pewter. Food with

high acid content caused some of the lead to leach onto

the food, causing lead poisoning death. This happened

most often with tomatoes, so for the next 400 years or so,

tomatoes were considered poisonous.



Bread was divided according to status. Workers got the

burnt bottom of the loaf, the family got the middle, and

guests got the top, or the upper crust.



Lead cups were used to drink ale or whisky. The

combination would Sometimes knock the imbibers out for

a couple of days. Someone walking along the road would

take them for dead and prepare them for burial. They were

laid out on the kitchen table for a couple of days and the

family would gather around and eat and drink and wait and

see if they would wake up.. Hence the custom of holding

a wake.



England is old and small and the local folks started running

out of places to bury people. So they would dig up coffins

and would take the bones to a bone-house, and reuse the

grave. When reopening these coffins, 1 out of 25 coffins

were found to have scratch marks on the inside and they

realized they had been burying people alive... So they

would tie a string on the wrist of the corpse, lead it through

the coffin and up through the ground and tie it to a bell.

Someone would have to sit out in the graveyard all night

(the graveyard shift.) to listen for the bell; thus, someone

could be saved by the bell or was considered a dead ringer.



And that's the truth....Now, whoever said History was boring!!!



So...get out there and educate someone! ~~~ Share these

facts with a friend.
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