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Talking Dog For Sale

A guy is driving around the back woods of Tennessee and he sees a sign in
front of a broken down shanty-style house: "Talking Dog For Sale."
He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the back
yard. The guy goes into the back yard and sees a nice looking Labrador
retriever sitting there.

"You talk?" he asks. "Yep," the Lab replies.

After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says "So,
what's your story? "The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I
could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I
told the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country,
sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders; because no one figured a dog
would be eaves- dropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight
years running."

"But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any
younger so I decided to settle down .I signed up for a job at the airport to
do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and
listening in." I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch
of medals. I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the
dog. "Ten dollars," the guy says "Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on
earth are you selling him so cheap?"

"Because he's a liar. He never did any of that stuff."

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