Sick Humor

Now this makes me laugh.... Does that make ME sick?

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Pothead Lighter

Too bad it's not legal yet.

clipped from www.funniestgadgets.com Sun Light Solar Lighter Posted on February 16th, 2007 in Ecology, Fun by webmaster Why waste matches or butane when you can spark up your smoke with solar energy? The Sun Light focuses the power of the sun on your smoke using a small parabolic reflector and in about 5 seconds, you will be smoking with solar energy. Sun Light comes in the colours of the rainbow and costs only $10. Source: Solar Cooking Share and Enjoy: These icons link to social bookmarking sites where readers can share and discover new web pages.

Zebra Hunt

Dumb.Com - Videos - Zebra Hunt:

"Zebra Hunt You won't see this on animal planet! Back"

Fantasy Bedroom

This wouldn't be my fantasy!

clipped from www.kiwipulse.com Bodog Fantasy: Bedroom August 17, 2007 – 5:33 am | by KiwiPulse Imagine you are sit down on your bed, and Pouff! Suddenly A nice chick appear in front of your closet, she is getting naked! It seem we always see that happens to a horny young guy in the ads commercial. Do you want to know what happen when the guy is getting too excited? You must watch this ad by Bodog, promoting their Fantasy sport section. Advertising Agency: Riptown, Vancouver, Canada Creative Director: Michael Milardo Art Director: Graham MacInnes Copywriter: Michael Milardo Director: Matthew Swanson Source: bodogfantasy.com | YouTube.com | adsoftheworld.com If you like this post, buy me a beer. Popularity: 1% [?] 3 Comments | Posted in Ads

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Is America Ready?

This is the ultimate Republican toy.

clipped from www.perpetualkid.com HILLARY NUTCRACKER Is America ready? Love her or hate... you'll have nonstop fun cracking nuts with Hillary.  Regardless of your affiliation (Republican or Democrat) you've just found your new favorite kitchen tool!

Funny Police Comments

Funny police quotes ...

The following 15 Police Comments were taken off of actual police car videos around the country.

15. "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile."

14. "Take your hands off the car, and I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document." (My personal favorite.)

13. "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."

12. "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? In case you didn't know, that is the average speed of a 9 mm bullet fired from my gun."<

11. "So you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?"

10. "Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I am the shift supervisor?"

9. "Warning? You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket."

8. "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not: Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"

7. "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy, and step in monkey DOO."

6. "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven "

5. "No, sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want."

4. "Just how big were those two beers?

3. "In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC (National Crime Information Center)."

2. "I'm glad to hear the Chief of Police is a good personal friend of yours at least you know someone who can post your bail."

And.................... THE BEST ONE !!!!!!!

1 "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't."

Medical Terminology and Definitions

These are just a few....

clipped from purpleshadeofblack.blogspot.com LABOR PAIN - Getting hurt at work. FIBULA - A small lie. BACTERIA - Back door to the cafeteria. EPIDERMIS - Cousin Epi didn't get that deer. IMPOTENT - Distinguished, well known. MEDICAL STAFF - A doctors' cane. BARIUM - What to do when a patient dies. CAUTERIZE - Made eye contact with her. SEIZURE - Roman emperor. BENIGN - What you be after eight. ARTERY - The study of paintings. TUMOR - More than one. COLIC - A sheep dog. HANGNAIL - What you hang your coat on. NITRATES - Cheaper than day rates. FESTER - Quicker than the other guy. COMA - A punctuation mark. CAT SCAN - Kitty hunting. URINE - Opposite of your out. TERMINAL ILLNESS - Getting sick at the airport. VARICOSE - Nearby or close by. OUTPATIENT - A person who has fainted. ENEMA - Not a friend. DILATE - To live too long. MORBID - An offer higher than I bid. RECTUM - DANG NEAR KILLED EM! (Actual homework for Anatomy and Physiology)

Redneck A/C

The ultimate ubber-geek A/C!

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RPS

What a wonderful game.

clipped from www.lolpresidents.com Winston Churchill, Adolf Hitler

Weird Train Wrecks

These are really some weird ones.

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Runaway Alarm Clock

For those who find it hard to get up when the alarm goes off.

clipped from www.mybestgadgets.com Runaway Alarm Clock. This alarm clock rolls away and hides when you hit its snooze button, and it continues to emit a random pattern of beeps and flashes, encouraging drowsy sleepers to seek it out in order to shut it off. It is built from shatter-resistant ABS and has two rubber wheels that allow it to roll off your nightstand from a height of 2' when it sounds its alarm, so there is no mistaking that it is time to get up. The wheels can move over wood floors and carpet, so it can maneuver into unexpected corners, increasing the challenge to find it. You can set the clock for one snooze cycle, one to nine minutes, before it seeks a hiding place or for no snooze cycles for immediate escape. More information

Animal Cruelty?

Funny Stuff

clipped from www.amazingincredible.com Latest on Amazing Incredible! Gibbon Teases Dog - Funny! Gibbon Teases Dog - Funny! posted 08-06-07; viewed 7477 times; tagged dogs, monkeys, animals Who knew that gibbon + dog = hilarious?

Clouds Can Be Funny

Really nice imagination

clipped from www.baraskit.se What is a cloud A cloud is a visible mass of condensed droplets or frozen crystals suspended in the atmosphere above the surface of the Earth or another planetary body. The branch of meteorology in which clouds are studied is nephology... Clouds can be funny The color of a cloud tells much about what is going on inside the cloud. Clouds form when relatively warm air containing water vapor is lighter than its surrounding air and this causes it to rise. As it rises it cools and the vapor condenses out of the air as micro-droplets. These tiny particles of water are relatively densely packed, and sunlight cannot penetrate far into the cloud before it is reflected out, giving a cloud its characteristic white color.

Little Drummer Boy

Really Amazing for a 4yo

Strange USA

There were two listed for where I live.

clipped from www.strangeusa.com Welcome to StrangeUSA.com StrangeUSA.com - Consolidating the vast ammount of 'American Strange Stuff' out there into 1 easy to use place. Haunted buildings, places, Urban legends, cemetaries, wierd places, cool places, ghost towns, and anything else thats worth your time to visit. We also try to make sure that everything you could need to know about a place is readily available to you, before you actually get there. Every listing is integrated with a research tool, and maps. We take it even a step further by providing features to help you judge whats best to do with your time. We let everyone donate to every listing with pictures and comments. Members (free membership) can also list off places they have been, post their own places, and vote on listings. PLEASE read our guide before you venture out!!!

Study-No Study Equation

This explains my college career!

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Bike Vending Machine

It would really be nice to have these in Port "A".

clipped from blog.scifi.com Bike Vending Machine could make bike rentals all the rage This Bike Vending Machine is an ingenious design meant to facilitate bike rentals in urban environments. Customers could pay a small fee to get a bike from one of the machines and then they'd be able to ride it where they pleased. They could then return it to another bike machine across town, allowing for easy one-way trips. The bikes would be loaded up with RFID tags to keep track of them, preventing people from running off with their freshly freed bike. It sounds like a great idea to me. I wish there was an easy way to bike around New York without having to ride my own bike in from Brooklyn. Let's make this happen, Bloomberg. — Adam Frucci

Poor Pluto

clipped from www.ciuboda.com

Urban Abandonments: 7 Deserted Wonders of the (Post)Modern World

clipped from www.weburbanist.com (2) Tere-Hole, Siberia (1) Pripyat, Ukraine (3) New York, USA (4) Promyshlennyi, Russia (7) Ghost Towns of the American West (6) San Zhi, Taiwan (5) Near Genoa, Italy (4) Promyshlennyi, Russia

Don't Look at Her Breasts!

LMAO

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Site Meter's 10 Most Visited Sites

did you notice that you can do the multi-page clippings on clipmarks?

clipped from www.sitemeter.com clipped from www.projectplaylist.org clipped from www.gizmodo.com Gizmodo, the gadget guide. So much in love with shiny new toys, it's unnatural. clipped from www.huffingtonpost.com The Huffington Post Your Account | July 30, 2007 Home Politics Media Business Entertainment Living Now All Blogs All News clipped from justjared.buzznet.com clipped from www.kotaku.com As if you don't waste enough of your time in a gamer's haze, here's Kotaku: a gamer's guide that goes beyond the press release. Gossip, cheats, criticism, design, nostalgia, prediction. Don't get a life just yet. clipped from www.dailykos.com clipped from www.lifehacker.com clipped from www.autoblog.com Autoblog Features clipped from www.freeworldgroup.com clipped from www.joystiq.com

Eggs over hard

This is something you don't see every day.

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Unusual Blogs

These are some of the strangest I've ever seen.

clipped from www.2loop.com Most Unusual Buildings On Earth "Dancing House" "Robot Building" "Ripley's Building" "The Wilson Hall" "135 Degree Angle" "Hotel Sofitel" "Triangle Building" "The Astra Haus" "Upside Downer" "Crooked House"

Praying Mantis Eats Hummingbird (Bird Watcher's Digest)

Praying Mantis Eats Hummingbird (Bird Watcher's Digest)

Dead to the World

Sleeping on the job.

Dog Bite

It's a dog eat dog world. You just need to make sure your not the dog your eating!

Amazing Trick Play

More Funny Videos

Mission Impossible

More Funny Videos

History of String Bikinis

Case of the stupid cop

Oooops

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Cows With Guns

This is one of my favorites:

Speeding Ticket

Your Speeding Ticket!

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A UNC student is driving around in her red sports car
and suddenly gets pulled over by the police.

The policeman approaches the car holding the ticket
and pen ready and says: "Young lady, you've been
driving almost double the speed limit. Give me your
name please."

"Hmmph!" - says the student looking very irritated
"And what am I going to be called then?"

POTATOES

POTATOES: "An old man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his potato garden but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His only son Fred, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament. Dear Fred, I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my potato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles would be over I know you would dig the plot for me. Love, Dad A few days later he received a letter from his son. Dear Dad, For heaven's sake, don't dig up that garden! That's where I buried the BODIES! Love, Fred At 4am the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son. Dear Dad, Go ahead and plant the potatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances. Love, Fred"