Things I Found To Share
July 22, 2008
Odd Facts
The only continent without a desert is Europe.
In ancient Egypt people used pillows made of stone.
Leonardo da Vinci could write with one hand and draw with the other at the same time.
Quotes of the Day
The only continent without a desert is Europe.
In ancient Egypt people used pillows made of stone.
Leonardo da Vinci could write with one hand and draw with the other at the same time.
New Links
Funny Transportation Pictures
Parents Day - Quotes
Are the diagonals parallel?
Point to Ponder
Why do we buy a product that takes 2000 flushes to get rid of?
You might be a redneck if:
...the Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your wife.
Joke of the day
The Engineer
An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer -- you're in the wrong place."
So, the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After awhile, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.
One day, God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?"
Satan replies, "Hey, things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."
God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he should never have gotten down there; send him up here."
Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."
God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue."
Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?
Who's Better?
Three young boys were fighting over whose dad was the best.
"My dad is so good he can shoot an arrow, run after it, get in front of it, and catch it in his bare hands."
"My dad is so good that he can shoot a gun, run after the bullet, get in front of it and catch it in his bare hands."
"I've got you both beat. My dad's so good because he works for the city. He gets off work at 5:00 and is home by 4:30."
Hope you enjoyed these.
Tom Hanks
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