Bloopers

Unbelievable.......

clipped from www.rosshetherington.com Courtroom Blunders Here are some mistakes made by stupid Lawyers out there asking questions that have no definitive answer - I’ve given you the pick of the crop to choose from you can see more from the link below - some will make you howl with laughter. Lawyer: “Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?” Witness: “No.” Lawyer: “Did you check for blood pressure?” Witness: “No.” Lawyer: “Did you check for breathing?” Witness: “No.” Lawyer: “So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?” Witness: “No.” Lawyer: “How can you be so sure, Doctor?” Witness: “Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.” Lawyer: “But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?” Witness: “Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.” Lawyer: “And lastly, Gary, all your responses must be oral. Ok? What school do you go to?” Witness: “Oral.” Lawyer: “How old are you?” Witness: “Oral.”