Friday, August 17, 2007

Medical Terminology and Definitions

These are just a few....
LABOR PAIN - Getting hurt at work.
FIBULA - A small lie.
BACTERIA - Back door to the cafeteria.
EPIDERMIS - Cousin Epi didn't get that deer.
IMPOTENT - Distinguished, well known.
MEDICAL STAFF - A doctors' cane.
BARIUM - What to do when a patient dies.
CAUTERIZE - Made eye contact with her.
SEIZURE - Roman emperor.
BENIGN - What you be after eight.
ARTERY - The study of paintings.
TUMOR - More than one.
COLIC - A sheep dog.
HANGNAIL - What you hang your coat on.
NITRATES - Cheaper than day rates.
FESTER - Quicker than the other guy.
COMA - A punctuation mark.
CAT SCAN - Kitty hunting.
URINE - Opposite of your out.
TERMINAL ILLNESS - Getting sick at the airport.
VARICOSE - Nearby or close by.
OUTPATIENT - A person who has fainted.
ENEMA - Not a friend.
DILATE - To live too long.
MORBID - An offer higher than I bid.
RECTUM - DANG NEAR KILLED EM!

(Actual homework for Anatomy and Physiology)
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Posted by Unknown at 8/17/2007 05:57:00 PM

1 comment:

KSHIPPYCHIC said...

Hi! Thanks for the link back, and I am glad you enjoy my artwork and stuff. (That's my purpley eyeball) Sometimes people just steal my art and photos without giving proper credit.

8/31/2007 11:29 PM

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