10 Redneck pickup lines

Some of them are fire crackers.

clipped from jo-kes.blogspot.com * Did you fart? Cuz baby you blew me away. * Are yer parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are special. * My Love fer you is like diarrhea. I can’t hold it in. * Yer eyes are as blue & pretty as window cleaner. * Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I can see myself in em. * You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty’s only a light switch away. * I know I’m not no Fred Flintstone, but I can make yer “bed-rock.” * If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon. * I can’t find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went inta that cheap motel room over yonder. * If you was a tree and I were a Squirrel, I’d store my nuts in yer hole.