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Printable Quote: "Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask 'Got enough air in there?'
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: 'You're one of THEM' - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY 'I wonder what all these do?' And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: 'I have new socks on.'
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: 'Is that your beeper?'
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: 'This is my personal space.'
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the"