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> Elective Surgery
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> A woman went to a plastic surgeon to have her vaginal lips reduced in size as
they had become all loose and floppy. Out of embarrassment, she insisted that
the surgery be kept a secret and the surgeon agreed.
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> Awakening from the anesthesia after the surgery, she found 3 roses
carefully
placed beside her on the bed. Outraged, she immediately calls in the doctor.
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> "I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!"
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> The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and that
the first rose was from him: "I felt sad because you went through this all by
yourself."
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> "The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery and
empathized because she had the same procedure done some time ago."
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> "And what about the third rose?" she asked.
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> "That's from a man upstairs in the burn unit.. He wanted to thank you for his
new ears."
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> Savor..
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