Tuesday, August 26, 2008

I Need Help

I need some help. I'm looking for a gadget, widget, code or whatever to put all the social bookmarking buttons at the bottom of each post. If you know how to do it, or, can direct me to someone who knows I would greatly appriciate it. Thanx - vandamonium

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Chronoligically Challenged

This is for those like me that are chronologically challenged.











Have A FantasticDay!

There's always a lot to be thankful for if;

You take time to look for it. For example

I am sitting here thinking how nice it is

That gray hairs don't hurt...



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Monday, August 25, 2008

My Mom and Carved Fruit

I never thought in a million years that my 82 year young mother would be sending me pictures of carved fruit in an email, but, here is the proof. These are pictures of carved fruit.... Watch out some of them are really disturbing....





















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The Different Degrees of Blonds

BLONDES
 
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FIRST DEGREE

A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning.
The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and
Said 'How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!' and hung up.
The husband said, 'Who was that?' The wife said, 'I don't know, some woman
Wanting to know if the coast is clear.'

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SECOND DEGREE

Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the
Sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror and
Says, 'Hmm, this person looks familiar.' The second blondesays, 'Here, let
Me see!' So the first blonde hands her the compact.
The second one looks in the mirror and says, 'You dummy, it's me!'

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THIRD DEGREE

A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys
A gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door
She finds himin the arms of a redhead.
Well, the blonde is really angry.
She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so, she is overcome
With grief.
She takes the gun and puts it to her head.
The boyfriend yells, 'No, honey, don't do it!!!'
The blonde replies, 'Shut up, you're next!'

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FOURTH DEGREE

A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals.
She proudly says, 'Go ahead, and ask me, I know all of them.'
A friend says, 'OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin ?'
The blonde replies, 'Oh, that's easy: W.'

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FIFTH DEGREE

What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?
'Is it mine?'

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SIXTH DEGREE

Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked
And burgled.
She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime.
The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9 unit,
Patrolling nearby was the first to respond.
As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde
Ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then
Sat down on the steps.
Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, 'I come home to find all my
Possessions stolen.
I call the police for help, and what do they do?
They send me a BLIND policeman.'                                  

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OK. Now forward this to someone else who needs a laugh today.

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Great Painting Illusion

I'd seen this before but forgot about it all together. Pretty cool.
The great painting / illustration
The great painting / illustration

What‘s so special about this?

It's a great painting by renowned Korean artist Kim Jae-hong. His drawings for children are characterized by their simplicity and their ability to evoke particular scenes or events. His subtle use of color helps to create a tranquil and mellow atmosphere in his paintings. Elements of Korean nature and culture are also beautifully rendered in Kim's work.
Tilt your head to the left and then look at it again  ….
The great painting / illustration
Did you notice anything different? yes or no?
Now we will turn the whole picture vertical
The great painting / illustration
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Things to Share - 08/25/08

Quotes of the Day

It is our responsibilities, not ourselves, that we should take seriously.
  - Peter Ustinov

I hate television. I hate it as much as I hate peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts.
  - Orson Welles

If we were not all so interested in ourselves, life would be so uninteresting that none of us would be able to endure it.
  - Arthur Schopenhauer

Useless Knowledge

Fashionable ladies of the sixteenth century thought it elegant to allow their pubic hair to grow as lengthy as possible. This way, it could be braided, pomaded, and embellished with bows and ribbons.

Extraordinary Info

The origin of the word "volcano" is derives from Vulcan, the Roman god of fire.

New Links

How Niagara Falls Originated

Quotes for Sisters & Brothers

Can you find the faces?

Something to Ponder

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Why does unscented hairspray smell?   

What does Geronimo yell when he jumps out of a plane?

Top Stories

Watching the convention is like seeing a bad divorce

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The drinking age

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Kyrgyz plane crash kills 65

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Pakistan party mulls leaving coalition

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Russian lawmakers meet on rebel Georgian regions

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Jokes

Old Ladies' Nogginsspacer

Three old ladies are sitting in a diner, chatting about various things. One lady says, "You know, I'm getting really forgetful. This morning, I was standing at the top of the stairs, and I couldn't remember whether I had just come up or was about to go down."

The second lady says, "You think that's bad? The other day, I was sitting on the edge of my bed and I couldn't remember whether I was going to sleep or had just woken up!

The third lady smiles smugly, "Well, my memory is just as good as it's always been, knock on wood," she says as she raps on the table. Then with a startled look on her face, she asks, "Who's there?"

Texas Sphinctersspacer

On the seventh day, God said, "Let there be football."

And it was good.

Later that day, God said, "Let there be one team to rule the others and set the standard for excellence."

With that, he plucked a star from the heavens and placed it on the helmet of silver and blue.

God said, "Let it be called, ''The Dallas Cowboys'' - America''s team."

Later that day, God said, "Even Cowboys need a**holes."

Choking

spacerOne day at a local buffet, a man suddenly called out, "My son is choking! He swallowed a quarter! Help! Please, anyone! Help!"

A man from a nearby table stood up and announced that he was quite experienced at this sort of thing. He stepped over with almost no look of concern at all, wrapped his hands around the boy's balls and squeezed. Out popped the quarter. The man then went back to his table as though nothing had happened.

"Thank you! Thank you!" the father cried. "Are you a paramedic?"

"No," replied the man, "I work for the IRS."

Stuff from HowStuffWorks.Com

How Bartering Works

Imagine a world without cash or credit cards. You'd barter to get what you need and want. Today, people and businesses are still trading goods and services. But can these cash-free transactions be taxed?

Can we replant the planet's rainforests?

Saving the rainforest used to be about protesting the number of trees that were cut down. But some researchers propose that reforestation could combat habitat loss and animal extinction. Can we really bring a decimated rainforest back to life?

You Might Be a Redneck

You might be a REDNECK if...

...you've ever hit a deer with your car...deliberately.

Lyrics

Angel Flying to Close to the Ground - Willie Nelson

If you had not have fallen
then I would not have found you
Angel flying too close to the ground
I patched up your broken wing and hung around for a while
trying to keep your spirits up and your fever down
So leave me if you need to, I will still remember
Angel flying too close to the ground.
I knew someday that you would fly away
for love's the greatest healer to be found
So leave me if you need to, I will still remember
Angel flying too close to the ground
Fly on fly on past, the speed of sound
I'd rather see you up than see you down
So leave me if you need to, I will still remember
Angel flying too close to the ground.

Until Next Time, Remember: No matter where you go, there you are.

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Motivational Photos

Click the title of this post to take you to the page where you can create 'Motivational Photos" like the ones below. I made them this evening and it can get addicting. Here are a few. I'll post more later.








Here are some that I snagged while I was making my own. Motivational, Un-Motivational, they are all great.







Check it out and make some of your own.

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