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Al Barlow | Free Music, Tour Dates, Photos, Videos
Take time to listen to this man, he is amazing and my favorite singer/songwriter!
Al Barlow | Free Music, Tour Dates, Photos, Videos
Tuesday, January 31, 2012
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Wednesday, January 25, 2012
Poor People?
POOR PEOPLE ? One day, the father of a very wealthy family took his son on a trip to the country with the express purpose of showing him how poor people live. They spent a couple of days and nights on the farm of what would be considered a very poor family. On their return from their trip, the father asked his son, 'How was the trip?' 'It was great, Dad.' 'Did you see how poor people live?' the father asked. 'Oh yeah,' said the son. 'So, tell me, what did you learn from the trip?' asked the father. The son answered: 'I saw that we have one dog and they had four. We have a pool that reaches to the middle of our garden and they have a creek that has no end. We have imported lanterns in our garden and they have the stars at night. Our patio reaches to the front yard and they have the whole horizon. We have a small piece of land to live on and they have fields that go beyond our sight. We have servants who serve us, but they serve others. We buy our food, but they grow theirs. We have walls around our property to protect us, they have friends to protect them.' The boy's father was speechless. Then his son added, 'Thanks Dad for showing me how poor we are.' Isn't perspective a wonderful thing? Makes you wonder what would happen if we all gave thanks for everything we have, instead of worrying about what we don't have. Appreciate every single thing you have, especially your friends! Refresh their perspective and appreciation. 'Life is too short and friends are too few.'
By: One of a Kind - The Cowboy Kind
Sunday, January 22, 2012
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Friday, December 30, 2011
NEVER CHEAT ON A TEXAS WOMAN!
NEVER CHEAT ON A TEXAS WOMAN!
A country wife came home just in time to find her husband in
Bed with another woman. With super-human strength, borne
Of fury, and cutting firewood, lifting sacks of feed, and bales
Of hay, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door
And into the barn.
She put his manhood in a vice and then secured it tightly
She put his manhood in a vice and then secured it tightly
And removed the handle. Next she picked up an old
Carpenter's' saw.
The banged-up-cheater was terrified and hollered, "Stop! Stop!
The banged-up-cheater was terrified and hollered, "Stop! Stop!
You're not gonna cut it off with that rusty saw, are you?"
The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in
The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in
Her husband's hand and said ......
"Nope....You are!
I'm gonna burn down the Barn!"
"Nope....You are!
I'm gonna burn down the Barn!"
Sunday, December 25, 2011
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Thursday, December 22, 2011
Top Viral Videos for 2011
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Another year gone, and yet people still happen to catch their stupidity, bad luck, or awesomeness on camera. Here’s the best videos that have gone viral in 2011.
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Wednesday, December 21, 2011
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5-Minute Management Course
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Lesson 1: A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor.. Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.' After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob , after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?' 'It was Bob the next door neighbor,' she replies. 'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?' Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure. Lesson 2: A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?' The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?' The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.' Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.' Moral of the story: If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity. Lesson 3: A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.' 'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk 'I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.' Puff! She's gone. 'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.' Puff! He's gone. 'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after lunch!!!!!!' Moral of the story: Always let your boss have the first say. Lesson 4 |
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.
A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, 'Can I also sit like you and do nothing?'
The eagle answered: 'Sure, why not.'
So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Moral of the story:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.
Lesson 5
A turkey was chatting with a bull.
'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.'
'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients..'
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.
The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.
Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.
He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree..
Moral of the story:
Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
Lesson 6
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.
While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.
As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was.
The dung was actually thawing him out!
He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.
Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
Morals of the story:
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your
friend.
(3 ) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep
your mouth shut!
THUS ENDS THE FIVE MINUTE MANAGEMENT COURSE
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Wednesday, December 14, 2011
Tuesday, December 13, 2011
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Friday, December 09, 2011
Waking Up On The Wrong Day Of The Week
I woke up this morning, well, I say morning anyway. It was actually about 30 minutes ago at 11:30, you know right around the crack of noon, and started getting ready, actually, I am all dressed up with no where to go. I thought it was Saturday and got ready to go to my daughter Dawn's house for my daughter Vanessa's baby shower, then while I was checking email I noticed that it is only Friday the 9th. The shower isn't until tomorrow! So I guess I'm gonna do the dishes instead. Boy what a trade off!
I am loving it up here with my daughters right here. It's great to be around them and part of their life again, I didn't realize how much I missed them! Although they kinda treat me like a senile, old man, but then again, I guess I am a senile old man. I love them to death! They are taking such good care of me. I am living with my daughter Billie and her partner Halle, there is another guy named Steve but he is moving out at the end of the month and I will have my own bedroom.
I have been spending my days on the computer while Billie and Halle are at work getting all the things done that I need to do to start school. One thing I know that I am gonna have to do is put more RAM in this laptop. It is way too slow for me to do school work on. As I am typing this I get about 3 or 4 words typed and then it stops and I have to wait for it to catch up. I gues my typing is just too fast for my computer to handle. Other than that I am ready for my Redneck Home Schooling to start.
Well, gonna get off my butt and go load the dishwasher. My contribution for the day, hell, I might even cook dinner tonight!
Peace + Love + Joy = PeLoJo (that's what I believe in!)
I am loving it up here with my daughters right here. It's great to be around them and part of their life again, I didn't realize how much I missed them! Although they kinda treat me like a senile, old man, but then again, I guess I am a senile old man. I love them to death! They are taking such good care of me. I am living with my daughter Billie and her partner Halle, there is another guy named Steve but he is moving out at the end of the month and I will have my own bedroom.
I have been spending my days on the computer while Billie and Halle are at work getting all the things done that I need to do to start school. One thing I know that I am gonna have to do is put more RAM in this laptop. It is way too slow for me to do school work on. As I am typing this I get about 3 or 4 words typed and then it stops and I have to wait for it to catch up. I gues my typing is just too fast for my computer to handle. Other than that I am ready for my Redneck Home Schooling to start.
Well, gonna get off my butt and go load the dishwasher. My contribution for the day, hell, I might even cook dinner tonight!
Peace + Love + Joy = PeLoJo (that's what I believe in!)
Thursday, December 08, 2011
gary moore - still got the blues
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DeeOhGee and the Pool on Pearl Harbor Day
Went to my Oldest daughter's house for the first time last night to have pizza and cake for my youngest daughter's birthday, everything is going fine until, DeeOhGee, being as blind as he is getting, walked smack dab into the smimming pool, and it was cold out, Vanessa bent down and snatched him out and he had steam emanating from his whole body, If the consequences could not have been so bad it could have been really terrible cause it was really cold, hovering around freezing. However, the DeeOhGee is alive and well, laying right next to me now as I type. Every now and then he will paw the keyboard like he has something to say. Gonna really have to keep an eye on him over there. All in all it was a great evening and when I got home Billie had spent the time to rearrange my living area to make it more comfortable and did a really great job. I have a study, work desk, dresser with all the drawers for me, she even refolded all my clothes and sorted them by type and color! It's 32 degrees out right now at 08:52 in the am and I'm hoping the sun comes out and warms everything up, I need to go for a walk today, but not if it's cold out, I'm shooting for at least 45 degrees before I venture out. Well that's the latest from Arlington, oh yeah, while at Dawn's last night I got a call from Ronnie at the Tarpon Ice House and got to talk to quite a few friends, thanks for calling Ronnie, perked my night up hearing ya'lls voices. That's it for now, will think of more, later!
Wednesday, December 07, 2011
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Google Android Tablet
I got what I perceived as a good deal on an Android 2.2 7inch Google Tablet and followed the quick use instructions to get to the Android Market Place and haven't been able to download a single app so far. Google tells me there are no mobile devices associated with my google account. How do I associate my Tablet with my google Account? I have looked all over and I find no where to do this. Anyone have any ideas?
Wednesday, November 16, 2011
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Friday, November 11, 2011
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Saturday, July 30, 2011
pot
pot is good!
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How
to make hash
Put water in a blender. Add a large handful of leaves, stems, seeds and mild weed. Put in 3 or 4 ice cubes and blend it for about 3-4 minutes. Just make sure everything is very finely chopped. Secondly, you will need a gold reusable coffee filter (or 90-line silk screen). Get a large mouth quart mason jar, and strain your Slurpee mixture through it. Once you have strained all the liquid through, run some more water through the leaf material to wash out any extra trichome.
After a few minutes you will notice a white collection at the bottom of the jar, this is the trichome. Let the trichome settle at the bottom for about 20-30 minutes. Next, pour off the top 2/3's of the filtered green water, leaving the settled trichome at the bottom. Add more ice water to get the green stuff out, and let the trichome settle at the bottom for about 20 minutes again. Repeat this step once more. Pour off as much water as you can without pouring off the trichome, filter the resulting trichome/water mix through a paper coffee filter. The trichome will not go through the paper, but the water will. When all the water has filtered through, a slightly wet, cold, mass of trichome will be left. This will be easy to handle and compress.
Take your stash (stems, seeds, mild weed) and place it in a covered pot, with enough alcohol to cover everything. Isopropyl alcohol is commonly available at pharmacies. Look for alcohol that is 99% pure. Denatured alcohol also works well. Sometimes isopropyl alcohol is called rubbing alcohol.
Now carefully boil the mixture on an electric stove. Be careful: the alcohol is very flammable! After 45 minutes of heating you can strain the solids out, saving the alcohol.
Now, repeat the process with the same residuals, but with fresh alcohol. When the second boil has finished, remove the solids again, combine the two quantities of alcohol and boil again until you have a syrupy mixture. This syrupy mixture will contain much of the THC formerly hidden in the stash.
Bring a pot of water to a rolling boil, then put a small amount of butter in the water.
The butter melts, and mixes with the water. Then put the grass or stash in and boil it. Now all the grass will be riling around with the water and the butter. The THC dissolves into the butter. Stir the stuff regularly. After half an hour of cooking the grass, strain out the grass and stash and squeeze all the juice out of it. Then put the liquid in the fridge.
A few hours later, the mixture is cold enough and the cannabutter has solidified on the surface. It will look kind of scummy, but it's just enchanted butter. Scoop it out and retain it in a bowl or a jar. The cannabutter can be used just like butter, in brownies or cake.
Information on this site may not be scientifically accurate, rather out of personal experiences.disclaimer
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Friday, July 29, 2011
cute
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The LAST thing you Expect to EVER come through your kitty-door - Strange Cat Door Surprise (wait for it)
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Monday, July 25, 2011
The Redneck Games
Someone had to hold them!
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The Redneck Games, Georgia, USA
The Redneck Games are held annually in East Dublin, Georgia. They were initiated after media reports suggested that the 1996 in Atlanta would be hosted by a ‘bunch of rednecks’. True to its name, the festival feature events including toilet seat throwing, bobbing for pig’s trotters, armpit serenade and mud pit belly flop.
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Sunday, July 24, 2011
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Random Info found in my travels today
Early Romans used to use porcupine quills as toothpicks.
If a mute swears does his mother wash his hands with soap?
A Marilyn Monroe statue has been unveiled in Chicago and visitors will hardly be able to miss it - as it's 26ft tall.
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The reason old men use Viagra is not because they're impotent. (It's because old women are so very ugly.)
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